Kaptain's Log - September: "Readings show no source of krumping left"

Snafu was having a hard time keeping track of all the sensor data he was getting on this away mission. Using his mekboy detectascanna, he had to keep an eye out for possible ambushes, traps, and gits ta kill. It was also his job to record how many 'fings they krumped so Da Federation of Xenos would know how their peace mission went. The bodies were piling up faster than Snafu could find ways to count, but he was a cunnnig ork and came up with a special way to keep track. For every dead 'fing he started to see, he rotated a screw in his head a half twist. When they were done, he'd twist it back the same amount and he could count it later! But as the bodies still continued to pile up, the screw got tighter and tighter until it eventually ground tight to his skull. He stopped in an eerie silence for a moment, glancing at his detectascanna for a moment before weakly calling out to the Kaptain.

"Report Lieutenant Snafu!"

"I... I just realized something Kaptain! We're... we're not krumpin any gits at the moment!"

The Kaptain thought quickly about the fate of the mission before unloading a full clip of dakka at the nearest red shirt gretchin. He was going to make sure he did the WAAAAAGH! for peace proud today!

Another quarterly event is upon us! There's a ton to keep track of in any tabletop game. What turn is it? Who's on fire right now? Just how high on pain tokens is that dark eldar? Where's the objective? And that's what this month is for! Do a minimum of 3 tokens, counters, or other kind of markers in addition to your oath. They don't have to be 100% original, hand made markers if you've bought something, but they will need to be painted.

Remember that to get monthly prizes, you just have to complete your oath. But if you want to get a shot at the big quarterly event prizes, you -need- to complete your Kaptain's log!