Kaptain's Log - May: "The Trouble with Tau Castes"

The Orkerprise had been ordered to respond to a Tau distress signal close to da Newtrall Zone. Upon discovering they were about to be 'rescued' by orks, the Tau commander boldly ordered all hands into the escape pods and launched them into the ork hull undetected. The plan was to begin a series of commando raids from inside the walls of the Orkerprise, but a few were detected by Kurk.

"If dey're in the walls dey could get into da fungus storage bays! We've gots ta krump every last fing in dere before its too late!"

Opening the compartment to climb into the storage bay, a pile of dead tau bits fell down on him in a bloody shower. It seems the Tau had interrupted Cybok's pet squigs snack time...




Your troops aren't marching in parades all day. They're out fighting on dusty, dirty planets, getting covered in blood and worse! This month's theme is weathering and/or 'splatter'! Dirty the hell out of your guys, rust them up, or coat them in the blood of their foes. Now some of you might think this is a little similar to last month's theme if you rusted up your guys for 'damage' and that's why I put these two months back to back. I want to see some creativity and have you do something different from your last month's theme.